Cameltoes and upskirts

The cameltoe report says this is a cameltoe. I’m not sure I buy it. There’s too much wishful thinking here!

The photo is nice … but it would’ve been much nicer with a cameltoe!

I think this is from the same photographer who brought us a previous Denise cameltoe. I told you Denise is kinky!

This upskirt closeup is a bit blurry but this looks like she’s got a shaved bush. Check out Denise Richards pubes from years past.

Update: Seems that Denise has been on venlafaxine for her depression, so maybe we need to empathize more with her… and not display her labia like that. Oh well…

Jessica Alba’s so hot (I can’t believe I’ll say this) that she doesn’t need a cameltoe to be a turn on. It’s a welcome sight none the less, though, readers on Viagra should obstain from scrolling down.

[See Jessica Alba naked]

If you like latino cameltoes, check out Eva Longoria’s camel toe

Angelina Jolie‘s last cameltoe was nothing to write home about (a meager 3.5 rating).

This one is a notch better but not by much. She needs to dress up! Or rather, dress down.

Judging from the angle this photo was taken, the paparazzi was probably in the water… And believe me, he needed the additional cooling!

Denise Richards upskirt closeup is amazing! She’s not as fit as Jessica Biel but she’s one good looking chick!

Check out Denise Richards in latex – smoking!

Rebecca Romjin’s a first-timer in terms of cameltoes but she’s doing a pretty good job. She follows a pretty conservative recipe – tight shorts – so maybe next time she could up it a notch!